Faux-licious

Chuck Bass coined my new favorite term this side of "Googlable" this week on Gossip Girl: faux-cialite.

So, here are some things a faux-cialite would do that a true socialite would never:

1. Take photos of her bubblicious ass and post them on her blog.
2. Walk around shopping with a wad of hundreds constantly present in the palm of her hand, conveniently placed for the papparazzi.
3. Expect someone to pay her ungodly amounts of money just for being her young, pretty self for ten minutes at an event.
4. Allow reality television cameras to document her every misstep.
5. Flash her mommy parts all over kingdom come.