American Idol, Top 7 Performances

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1. The concept of two judges judging at a time is lame. Just schedule appropriately Fox. Why is this so difficult? I honestly don't understand.
2. Armageddon (the movie, not the apocalyptic event) in any context makes me giggle uncontrollably.
3. Even when Adam Lambert does something effing weird, you can't help but love it because his voice is out-of-this-world amazing.
4. Matt Giraud is cute. In another, Adamless, season, I might even root for him.
5. I really don't get the Lil Rounds hate that Simon is spewing, which makes me vaguely uncomfortable. Because I never disagree with Simon. Ever.