Gossip Girl Finale Quickie

1. WAIT A MINUTE: Serena and Chuck don't stay up late at night braiding each other's hair?! My illusions are shattered.
2. The Blair and Chuck tension in the back room at the party was almost hotter than Chuck's graduation-day orange ensemble.
   
3. Gossip Girl does not pull any punches when she's spreading the goss, folks. Is GG totally Dorota? Remember when Blair made her sign up for Facebook? It could so be Dorota.
4. Keith Vee Dee Dubs is coming to the UES?! Take that in your face, RUFUS.
   
5. Don't get me wrong. I want Georgina and Blair to be roommates next year, because it would be beyond amazing. But Michelle Trachtenberg has a pilot that was picked up by NBC for the fall. How's that going to work?