GG: The rich get richer, and the Rufuses get Rufusier.

1. I will not speak of the love that dare not speak its name. Mostly because it's boring, but mostly because I hate it. (But for some reason Crazy and Stoned are pretending they will still be together next year when they're at college. Please.)
2. I TOTALLY forgot that Chuck Bass plays basketball. Remember the lost weekend? Yeah, I didn't until just now. He wears the best basketball outfits. This time he's wearing a baby blue ascot, a pastel purple polo with popped color (say that five times fast), and a black velour zipped cardigan. No headband though, sadly.
3. Chuck knows Blair so well, he knows that a beret means she's spying. Chuck-Blair espionage is amazing. I so want a spin-off detective series starring Chuck and Blair. Potential title: Beauty and the Bass. Seriously, television needs more private eyes who can say, "No one's killing anyone, it's a co-op cocktail party."
   
4. GEORGINA. She looks ten years younger without all the raccoon eye makeup she was sporting last year. Apparently, Jesus likes the natural look on his newbies.
   
5. Gabriel is a big lying liar who's going to cheat Rufus out of all his monies, which means that Dan won't get to go to Yale for some reason. I don't really understand why no one on this show (especially the supposedly poor ones) knows about student loans. They're these magical things that don't even start accruing interest until after graduation. I mean, it sucks to have to pay them off, but hypothetically you've got a job that gives you money by then.