Southland, Episode 1-02

1. SERIOUSLY?! Has Tom Everett Scott suffered a debilitating disease of the tongue? Why doesn't he speak?! OH! He finally got some lines, but they’re making him stupid? I don’t get his character at all. Which is sad, because I like him.
2. I don’t think anyone who belongs to a book club is reading Ann Rice novels.
3. Dewey retires simply because he was shot? What a pussy.
4. That bean bag, less-lethal weapon scares me. In the heat of the moment, how do you make sure it’s not loaded with actual bullets? Has anyone ever been injured by one of those before?
   
5. Making out in the same bar your daughter is in: SMART. Your daughter telling you your mistress is so cool: HYSTERICAL. Telling said daughter she’s being disrespectful to her mother: PRICELESS!